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Peter’s niece is 23, and lives near Crystal Peaks,
She’s petrified of spiders and birds with little beaks.
She’s really rather timid, and doesn’t like a fuss,
Her boss is rather ‘handsy’, just like an octopus.
2023: Canvas Board | 25.4 x 30.5cm (10 x 12”).
Born in Liverpool and a proud Brexiteer, Sonny is a voracious reader with an expansive library that would impress the likes of Hemingway, Woolf, Bukowski and Bowie. In spite of this, a guilty pleasure remains his daily Sun newspaper, often read cover-to-cover with an iced vanilla frappé, accompanied by crushed avocado on toast and poached quail eggs.
2024: Newspaper | 25.4 x 30.5cm (10 x 12”).
Spencer supports Sheffield United, win, lose or draw. Accordingly, Spencer is very familiar with the experience of loss. A gentle soul, happiest when drinking mango Lipton ice tea and playing FIFA on his Playstation.
2023: Canvas Board | 25.4 x 30.5cm (10 x 12”).
Having no eyes has never hindered Stevie. To compensate, his sense of smell has enhanced to a level where he can sniff out a concealed raw Cumberland sausage from up to 22.5 metres away (a verified South Yorkshire record).
All the more impressive given Stevie doesn’t have a nose.
2023: Canvas Board | 25.4 x 30.5cm (10 x 12”).
Tabitha is the boss.
A kind, compassionate cat lover with a penchant for bubble tea. Tabitha is beautiful inside and out.
That said, if you eat one of Tabitha’s rice cakes without her permission, be prepared to face the wrath of a natural born killer.
2023: Canvas Board | 25.4 x 30.5cm (10 x 12”).
Local Brightside folklore speaks of a young man from Brazil who played one season for ‘The Crown Inn’ Sunday league football team, scoring 68 goals, and saving one penalty kick, before moving back to Rio. No-one knew his birth name but everyone knew of “the Brightside Brazilian”.
2024: Wrapping paper | 25.4 x 30.5cm (10 x 12”).
Oh Tony, Tony, Tony !
(*Pictured in Leicester, Saturday 8th May, 1990)
2024: Wallpaper | 25.4 x 30.5cm (10 x 12”).
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